*今週の「完璧なシングル」は
「恋のブギー」、７６年作、バーイ、シルバー・コンベンション略してシルコン。
何でなんだーと各所に非難の声ひろみゴーゴーの声聞こえるほほーい。完璧です。ただしベクトルがあっちゃらほいの方向で完璧。シルコンさん、出身は西ドイツ。女人三人組。ベニー・マクレーンさん、リンダ・トンプソンさん（リチャードさん妻とは別人２８号）、ラモナ・ウルフさん。その登場は衝撃的でした。なんつたって看板のお三人さんに歌わせない。仕掛け人はシルベスター・リバイ、ステファン・プラガー、そしてマイケル・クンゼとゆう方三人です。資料全く発見出来ず。ミュンヘンのレコード会社スタッフであります。会社から大変です売上げ不振でここままだと倒産です早急にヒットシングル出しなさいと指令を受けました三人、いかーん家では父ちゃんメシと泣いてる子供もおるこのまま失業したらたまらんと知恵を絞りました。何てたって失敗は出来ませんから今一番売れそうな音楽は何かと。アメリカで売れればそりゃ一番嬉しいけどあそこはヒットするまで時間がかかりますから仮に行けてもそれまでに会社持たないかも。てこたぁ目指すはイギリスだ。イギリスで外国ものでやたら人気があるのは・・・バリー・ホワイトさんだ。でもあのキャラに匹敵するものはいくらなんでもおりゃせんので音楽をいただこう。一番美味しいとこだけで。でもなー音楽だけだと花が無いからなあ。花と言えば女人だーな。と西ドイツ湘南動物プロに電話、やって来たのは犬とキジとサル。キビ団子上げていざ鬼が島に。じゃ無くて来たのはベニー、リンダ、ラモナさん。じゃ歌ってみなさいとオーディションしました。ああああ。やべー。何とか歌えるのはリンダさん（推定）だけじゃ無いか。困ったなあ。実は急ぎで集めろと言われたプロダクションの担当者、歌手で手持ちはリンダさんだけ、苦し紛れにその場にいたモデルさんを適当な理由言って（ケーキが腹いっぱい食えるとか）誘い、あと一人か、ええいお前行けと会社受付でぶっちょづらして座っていたベニーさんを美容院に連れていって形作って派遣したのであります。で、困ったプロデューサー、マイケルさん。ステファン、シルベスター両氏になるべく歌わせない方法でヒット曲作りなさいと命令。くそこんちくしょうと作ったのがシングル第一弾「セイブ・ミー」だ。歌はリンダさんが３回歌ってしもたよ。そしたら来たね奇跡が。全英チャート最高位３０位のヒット。その売上げでミュンヘン・たけふじに３０万円マルク支払って倒産は免れた。よしこれで一挙に復活だと作ったのが第２弾「フライ・ロビン・フライ」。全英では最高位２８位とさほど変わり映えしなかったものの何とアメリカでポップ・チャート１位になっちゃったよ。大金入ってきて会社の玄関には虎の毛皮の敷物ひくはミュンヘン・ロンドンで社長は「しゃっちょーさん、しゃっちょさん、ケーキ（景気）いいねえ」と三遊亭好楽似のホステスさんに大もて。スタッフの三人だって子供に廻らない寿司を食べさせるはミッキハウスの服着せるはミュンヘンあおやま学院に入学願書出すは大変なことになったので、返す刀でさらなる大儲けををたくらんだのがこの「恋のブギー」です。手口は「フライ・ロビン」と全く同じ。ただしあの時は大丈夫かなあこれでと全員が何となく思っていてそれがたまらんダルーな退廃生み出してそれでまあ大ヒットしたんだけど、今回は自信に溢れて、やや元気。冒頭から「ザッツ・ライト！」。「これでいいのだ」と宣言。ふいを突かれた聴衆はそれでいいのかと思ってしまう。で歌うは「起きて、ブギしなさい。」。フライ・ロビン・フライも「飛べ、コマドリ、飛べ」でしたから、力技の命令口調再び。聴いてて疑問を感じ始めた頃に再びキメで「ザッツ・ライト！」。ビートはえらいものを発明してしまった。オクターブ・ベースつう技。チョッパー奏法からヒントを得て返しの音を強調したこれ、黒くない人でも何かファンキーになれる。世紀の大発明で後にロッド・スチュワート「アイム・セクシー」、ヴィレッジ・ピープルさんらによって益々開花いたします。シルベさんの華麗なるピアノの調べ、切り込むフィリー風弦。展開では「ブギー！ブギー！」と「ザッツ・ライト！」。全歌詞はこの３シラブルだけ。律儀にも裏ジャケに歌詞のってるよ。で主役の（はずの）シルコン３人お嬢。さぞかし楽かと思わば、歌ってない時でもボーっと突っ立ってる訳には行かず、一応踊ってなきゃいけません。しかも時々は適所で声を出せねばならないので忘れそう。インスト・パートが長くなるとえんえん踊り。つい今夜はオリジン弁当でノリベン買って食べたいなつう思いが顔に出てしまい。特にベニーさんは。ギャラは一回歌いで１万５千円税込みが売れても売れても変わらなかったののでこの後２年やって受付嬢に戻りました。ザッツ・ライト。
（山）2005.09.17
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by Yama
BY AUTO TRANSLATION
SORRY,Mistranslation multi.
*This week's "Perfection and single"
"Get Up and Boogie" It is a work for 76 years, Bari, and abbreviates the silver convention and is Shilcon.
It is heard cheek of the voice of the voice Hiromi go-go of the criticism in ｰ of what and each place. It is perfect. It is perfect in the direction of ..vector.. however. Shilcon and coming from are West Germany. Three woman class. Benny MacLaine, Linda Thompson (The Richard wife is the another person No.28), and Ramona Woolf. The appearance impact. It is made what to be neither going along nor to sing to signboard Sanhit. Those who begin are three Michael Cnze of Sylvester Ribai and Steffen Pragar people. Material cannot be discovered at all. It is a record company staff in Munich. It racked one's brains as not collecting inactive sales of the company it ..a whale of an.. when ..father.. child who was crying as Meshi also lost his/her job as it is in squid person when it remaining is here three people who received to put out a single hit the instruction immediately ..making it go bankrupt.. ..it was... It leaves very much and the music that seeming sells most now because it cannot do : the failure variously. Isn't there because time hangs until becoming a hit ..till then.. ..company Mo.. if it sells in the United States even if it is possible to go there though it is the gladdest when curving?It is ..aim.. I Gillis of. It by there is random popularity in the foreign one in Britain ･･･ It is Bury white Mr.. However, the one that equals that character gets music because it doesn't do when is. ..delicious.. the. When it is only ｰ music, the flower is no. No ｰ ..the woman it.. if it is said the flower. It is a dog, Kige, and an ape that came to the West Germany Shonan animal professional the telephone. To Kibi dumpling raising sit Demon's Island. Then, it is Benny it, Linda, and Ramona it not was. Then, the audition was done to sing. .. Are not you ..managing the singing.. ..Mr./Ms. Linda (presumption) alone..?..the embarrassment... A suitable reason remark (The cake was belly full food) ..reserves.. invited Mr. model who was to the place in desperation as a person in charge of the production said to collect by hurry to tell the truth and a singer only as for Mr./Ms. Linda, and having been sitting Benny was taken to the beauty parlor by another person or the company receipt ...... ..former.. taking.., and it formed and it sent it. , and an embarrassed producer and Michael. It orders it to Steffen and the Sylvester both men ..making the hit.. by the method of not allowing it to sing as much as possible. And Tsc are single first "Save Me. "..doing... sing the song three times by Mr./Ms. LindaThen, the coming sleep miracle :. Hit of the 30th British all chart first rank place. The mark was paid 300,000 yen to Munich and excellence Fuji by the sales and the bankruptcy escaped. When it is revival, having made it is good the second bounce "Fly Robin fly" all at once then. The first rank has come in the first pop chart place in the United States very much in the 28th place in all Britain though it changes very much and it did not shine. It ..a lot of money.. enters and the president is large in the hostess of "It is ..Mr... ..paving.. good ..Mr. and the cake (business).." and a Sanyutei good easy resemblances in carpet Munich and London of tiger's fur. the door in the companyIt is this "Bge of love ..peel.." in ..three staff.. child because it became very at Munich Mana academy to have plotted killing further with returned sword in which it peels off and Mikkihaus dresses clothes to make eating sushi that is notThe way is quite the same as "Fly Robin". It overflows in confidence this time, and is a little energetic at that time however though corrupts ..collecting.. dull and invents and became a big hit it probably by it by safe and all members thinking somehow. "Zatts light" from at the beginning. It is declared, "It is good in this". The audience from whom was pierced thinks it is good in it. It sings, "occurs, and is Bgied. "Fly..Robin..fly..fly..manakin..fly..instruction..tone.It is Kime and "Zatts light. " it beginning feels doubt because it listens again. The beat has invented the great one. Octave base technique. It is possible to become something funky even by this to get a hint from chopper Souhou and to emphasize the sound of the return and a person not black. It will flower back more and more by Rod Stewart "Im sexily" and Village people because of the large invention of the century. Examination of piano which Shilbe becomes in magnificence and Fire style bowstring that cuts it. It is "Bge Bge" and "Zatts light. " in development. All lyrics : only by these three syllables. It is cordially of lyrics in back Jake. Jou ..leading part ().. ..three Shilcon people.. ..putting... It is necessary not to go to the baud translation where it stands up even when and the desire not singing that it is surely easy, and to dance tentatively. Moreover, because it is necessary to speak by the right place, it seems sometimes to forget. When the Inn strike part becomes long, it is a dance not gotten of not getting. The trowing that wants to buy sea weed Ben with the origin box lunch and to eat inadvertently appears to the face tonight. Especially, Benny :. The guarantee returned to the receptionist for two years after not the change but convex though including tax 15,000 yen sold because of the singing once or it sold. Zatts light.
