2005年11月10日
Of Queues & Cures / National Health 1978
*ああプログレが聞きたい。それもハードなやつ。ぐそぐそのビートと愛想も何も無いメロと果てしなく長い時間のもの。そんな気分になる時がうららかな秋の日差しの午後、ふとありませんか?。ありませんか。そんな貴方に私に英国国立健康療養所のプログレ整体科のこの先生達の音楽を。78年の2nd、その名も「待ち行列と療法について」。この病院は南のカンタベリー地区にあります。この地方には60’s末からどうゆう訳かプログレ整体師の方々が集結、日夜あっちの骨、こっちの骨をかくかく外す研究を続けておって病院も多数。しかも転勤が頻繁で、てめえあそこの俺のソロの時わざとテンポ外しただろうとか言って殴り合いのケンカをしてはよその病院に移って、たまに先生から患者になってたりして。しかもしばらく時間が経つとケンカのことなどすっかり忘れてまた一緒に働いてまたてめえ俺のソロの時に余計な音入れやがってと殴りあう大変な仲良しさんたち。まるでどこぞのプロレス界のようです。この英国国立健康療養所はハットフィールド&ザ・ノース医院の方たちがギルガメッシュ病院と経営合併して出来ました。最新の医療機器を完備・・・なんてぇことは無く相変わらず設備は全て人力。しかし長年のパンプアップでみんな筋肉はもりもり、一撃にして首の関節をばんらばんらに出来る。その技をしかも連続してご披露いたす所存。容赦ありゃしまそん。世にジャズロック療法とも呼ばれてるらしいのですが音のメスやら包帯は全てロック印が付いている。大概のジャズのようにテーマが有ってまず皆さん気を揃えてそれから一斉にどばばばばばってゆうのともちゃいま。どこからどこまで作曲して予定の行動かうっかり暴走やらかしてしまったインプロか判然とせず、いきなし人懐っこいメロが出て来たと思うと、「先生、どこへ行くんですかー」と監獄さん、いや看護婦さんも泣きわめく始末。まともに治療代もいただいてない様子で皆さん貧乏の極みらしいのに相当幸せそうです。患者さんも皆地獄固めかけられて幸せそう。あれだ学生時代、体育界系の部活やってた方は思い出されると思いますが、サーキット・トレーニングつう地獄の練習がありました。校庭一周走ったあとうさぎ跳び、そしてダッシュそして両手をぱんぱんしながら阿波踊りそしてチャック・ベリーになってトイレの覗き、じゃ無かったアヒル歩きで3周ってやつ。死ぬほど辛いのに何故やるのか。誰もわからない。しかしやる。ですからこの分野で有名なロバート・フリップ博士つうきちがい博士が申してますようにこれはディシプリン・ロックと呼ばせてもらおうぞ。修行ロックです。ところがぎっちょんぎょちょん。LP日本盤ライナーに書かれてあるのを読ませていただくと、この先生達、普段はギャグばかりかましてほとんど狂騒状態ってんだから、この音楽もぎゃははぎゃははと笑いながらやってたらしく、それで死ぬほど練習して殴り合って、やばいです。下手すりゃ健康保険も効かない治療代も今なら日本盤CDが出てまして人の常識範囲内の値段で診察可能。受診しに行きますか?頼んでもいないのに値段の10倍は筋肉揉みしてくれますことは保障いたします。
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by Yama
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